top ten of 11/10-16

1. Monday - Coffee with Melissa; talking about future careers.
2. Tuesday - Having lunch with my mom, her finally standing up against Emily's bullshit.
3. Tuesday - Ben Folds putting Altoid tins in his piano (so the hammers would hit them and reverberate against the strings, making awesome toy piano sounds) and explaining how he learned this in post-graduate composition course in his first semester of college. He forged his adviser's signature so he could take whatever he wanted.
4. Thursday - A subject I ran had the first name McChrista. Really? Who does that.
5. Thursday - Sterling trying to convince Brittany to eat hamburgers.
6. Friday - Melissa and I had GIRLS NIGHT. I dyed her hair and she showed me how to do dark eye makeup.
7. Friday - Todd ripping off the microwave door handle because he didn't realize there was a button-release. After Jay fixed it, he proceeded to do the exact same thing again.
8. - Saturday - Melissa and I going to our first rehearsal for The Vagina Monologues and being way too hung over to function. The rehearsal was mainly coming up with slang terms for vaginas. Awesome.
9. Saturday - Bryan said something rude to me when I went to pick up food, so after he got off he came to the store and looked sadly through the windows. He waited outside for me to get off, apologized, and then invited me to come over.
10. Sunday - Two little boys came into the store with their mom dressed in full tuxedos. They were dressed up to go see the new James Bond movie.

(Honorable mention: During the Holiday meeting on Saturday, no one failed to notice Max, sitting in the front, carefully folding a perfect paper airplane that he eventually sent sailing through the air into Melissa's face. We didn't stop laughing for over five minutes.)